Remember thatwicked block partyall your friends clickedattending在via Facebook? It was only in your feed like, four times a day. Wow, are you ever going to be glad you opted to exercise caution in your clicks - because it turns out the huge "block party" at a to-be-announced location, now with 13,000+ attendees, is taking place atGravity Soundbar.

If you, like me, are suspicious of anything popular and fun, pat yourself on the back. Tickets to the June 1st "Toronto Block Party 2015" at the Richmond Street club are $15. The updated Facebook event for the sucker-gathering of the summer reads, optimistically, "thousands expected."

To update you further on Toronto's weird social media party news, the Facebook event for theYonge-Dundas Square water gun fightthatYonge-Dundas Square knows nothing aboutremains unchanged, as does theUnion Station street partythat Union Station knows nothing about.

The mysteriousTrinity Bellwoods,Woodbine Beach, andCherry Beachparties also have yet to provide significant updates, though now one wonders if all of these are just part of some clandestine capitalist scheme. Oh dear.

There's a lesson to be learned here.Trust no one.